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I can yiung no light on this but it would be nice to think they did. Who went down a well in a bucket; The last words he spoke.
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Still he wasn't content. Who complained that her Cunt was too narrow, For times without She would use a cucumber, But could not accomplish a marrow. In That '70s Show season 2 episode 24, Hyde begins a joke with "There once was a girl from Nantucket The audience is aghast as he realizes he has the wrong sheet. Garrison Keillor quoted the first line to laughter during his last episode of 42 years of hosting the radio show A Prairie Home Companion.
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Politically, he was a Liberal and interested in educational issues. There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
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He simply got tired of the counting. In her box she put pepper. Many variations on the theme are possible because of the ease of rhyming Nantucket with certain vulgar phrases. I wanted to use the common places - Ipswich and Nantucket.